Classic Review: Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Cereal
If keeping up-to-date on new cereals is this website’s main mission, then its side quest is to review every kind of raisin bran available on shelves. To everyone out there who hates raisin bran: I’m...
View ArticleNews: Wild Berry Froot Loops, Banana Raisin Bran, & Vanilla Latte Mini-Wheats!
Speak of the of the damn devil!!My bro over @metfood_nostrand_ave just received a few samples of the upcoming Kellogg’s cereal🙌🏼.. still due out the 2nd or 3rd week in May, but at least now we can get...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s Raisin Brain with Bananas Cereal
Donot mess with bananas. I’m convinced that, for a while now, whatever divine, potassium-based organisms control the world’s banana populations, they’re powerful enough to initiate a new, yellower...
View ArticleNews: Vanilla Almond Raisin Bran Crunch is Coming Soon!
Somewhere high above Earth, heavenly bodies are gambling with our breakfast. Once or twice a year, the Raisin Bran sun, with his soul-melting smile, rolls dice using his twin scoops of divine...
View ArticleReview: Vanilla Almond Raisin Bran Crunch
The more time passes, I think the more our society is not just normalizing raisin bran, but celebrating it. Gone are the days of clumsy bathroom humor. Gone is the Seinfeldian slander. And gone are the...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s All Together Cereal
Cereal mixology is a topic close to my heart. Granted, I don’t actually mix cereals often—usually when I’m running uncomfortably low on one and/or the other cereal—but the infinite conceptual liberty...
View ArticleNews: Two New Kellogg’s Cereals, Two New Kellogg’s Cereal Bars
While General Mills dropped their entire Early 2021 cereal lineup in one concentrated dump of rendered cardboard, Kellogg’s is sharing their New Year’s offerings in drips & drabs. with each of the...
View ArticleReview: Raisin Bran Toasted Oats & Honey
Give me the opportunity to ideate a new Raisin Bran (Crunch or Otherwise) flavor, and I’ll come back to you with an annotated binder of possibilities, each obscure taste more convoluted and full of...
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